The Lemonade Diet

When life throws you lemons, make lemonade.  When life throws you love handles and saddlebags...make lemonade?

Did you ever think when you were selling Dixie Cups of lemonade for 25 cents on the side of the road that you were creating a famous diet?  Probably not.  The Lemonade Diet is great...if you don't like food.  On this diet you can only drink your lemonade all day, a morning salt-water flushing solution, and a cup of herbal laxative tea at night. 

Oh, and this lemonade is NOTHING like the kind of lemonade you had at your little stand.  Here's the lemonade recipe... yuck, take a look!

2 oz. of fresh squeezed lemon juice. No bottled lemon juice for you lazy one's out there. 

2 oz. of maple syrup
1/4 of a teaspoon (or more) of cayenne pepper
2 Cups of Water.

Make sure to flush out all your insides with this solution every morning when you wake up!

2 teaspoons of salt and 1 quart of water.

Then at night, end everything with a cub of Herbal Laxative Tea.

If i were to be on this 10-day diet plan, I would be beyond starving.  Nothing on this diet is hunger suppressing.  Also, the thought of putting maple syrup and cayenne pepper in my lemonade would make me vomit, but maybe that's the point?  An extra 5 pounds would probably be dropped after throwing up all your water weight.  The Lemonade Diet to me just sounds like a week and a half long vacation in your bathroom.  If you have a long morning commute or any other commitment that prohibits you from having an all-day pass to the restroom, I do not recommend it.  Bloating, diarrhea, and constant bladder pressure sound extremely uncomfortable and not worth it!  This dieter talks about their horrorifying experience, she wasn't as happy with her results as Beyonce was. 

Please let me know how this one treats you! BEST of luck,

MIA